What are your favorite quotes of the Jersey Shore Premiere?

We know you watched it! Forget Laguna Beach. MTV has brought us an infinitely more fascinating stretch of sand: Jersey Shore. The new Real World-esque reality series, which has come under fire for its portrayal of Italian-Americans, follows eight 20-somethings (who refer to themselves as “Guidos” and Guidettes”) who live together in a rented beach house in Seaside Heights, N.J.